His Shopping

After careful consideration I have been able to think of three things that I dislike more than shopping for hours and hours on end. Having my fingernails pulled, having my toenails pulled and watching Anne of Green Gables.

As a guy, shopping for me is somewhat akin to hunting. I have a mission, it's best if it's taken care of quickly and if some innocent animals are killed on the way then so be it.

Now, to be fair, when the need arises I can 'hunt' for a bargain and I can even seek out the 'perfect' gift. What kills me however is the kind of shopping where one isn't necessarily looking for anything in particular. Where one has a vague idea of something they might want but no specific sense. For example, a dress, or pants or a top depending on what the fashion is during any designated week. Worse than that though is stopping to look at every other item in the store while seeking these vague items.

Believe it or not (and embarrassing as it may be) I can now walk into a ladies clothing store and if i know what I'm looking for, quickly determine if there is anything which Fi might be interested in. I can even spot things that she misses. This is of course part of the hunting side of shopping. The challenge is to get in, get out, strike at the cash register if we find something worthwhile and quickly move onto lunch.

To Fi's credit she has improved dramatically at being more 'mission oriented' in her shopping when I'm in attendance. For all you guys reading this however I will finish with my top five tips for surviving an afternoon of shopping with the Mrs:

5. Have a snack to keep your energy levels up. The whole experience is worse if you're hungry.
4. Have easily accessible reading material with you. A magazine or paperback works best.
3. When you find one of the truly great stores that actually has seats outside the change rooms, encourage your girl to try on as many items as she likes in this store. Rest while you can.
2. Help your girl with a smile on your face - she stays positive and you help things get done quicker.
1. Tell her she looks good in everything unless you know 100% she's not going to take it personally. She knows if she doesn't look good in something and at least she knows your trying to be nice. She'll tell you that she wants honesty but I'd rather say nice things and have her call me a liar :)

Her Shopping

I love shopping! For most people, shopping may mean spending a lot of money. For me, that is not necessarily the case ~ money-spending may be involved, but lots of it? Forget it!

I love a bargain! It is a great feeling to pick up an item of clothing at a bargain price. I will hunt high and low for an item of clothing or an accessory that not only fits me well, but fits my budget too. One of my favourite purchases this year was a magazine entitled Bargain Shoppers Guide to Melbourne 2006. Doesn't that say it all?

In order to find such a bargain, time is required. Sometimes I have a specific item (and price) in mind, and other times the search for a bargain buy can take longer because I'm "just looking around". Both forms of shopping have their advantages and disadvantages.

Some people might see shopping as a waste of time. But for me, it is therapeutic. When I am having a stressful day (or week, or month) shopping gives me an outlet to work off some of that pent-up stress.

There is someone else I know who enjoys shopping ~ my brother! Growing up, we used to peruse the markets and street vendors of Hong Kong together. So when I married James, I naturally assumed that he would enjoy shopping. Much to my surprise and dismay, our shopping sprees had the opposite effect on James to me ~ they caused him stress!

Two years and three months of marriage later, we are getting better at working together on this issue. James will tell you that he doesn't enjoy shopping, but I know he does... I've witnessed him spending time at the comic book store perusing the shelves for ages, finally walking away with one or two choice comics. Maybe he doesn't call that shopping, but I certainly do!

So, James, we may be different, but in some ways we are also strangely alike. It's just about finding your niche.

Snarchives re-made, re-vamped and re-posted

With the creation of Lawman and the existence of all things F, James and I were beginning to wonder what would become of The Snarchives.

And so in our wanderings we have stumbled across a brilliant new idea. My nickname for it is "His Post, Her Post". Call it whatever you want ~ we seek not just to enlighten our readers, but to entertain as well.

And so you will begin to see posts here based on topics in which James and I have (sometimes vastly) differing views. Some of these views may be gender-related, others cultural. Whatever the case, our aim is to have some fun, engage in some playful banter, and show the world that not only can opposites attract, they can also disagree and still get along!

The Adventures of Law Man

I have stumbled upon my blogging muse. I have sat here for the last ten minutes starting blogs and then realising they were hopelessly boring (or at leastly mildly unentertaining) but now I have my inspiration. I have stumbled upon an idea for a blog, a blog so big that I don't know if this place called cyberspace is ready for it. A blog bound to be so blogular that it could change the face of the universe (or my suburb) as we know it. This blog will serial the Adventures of Lawman!

That's right, James Snare may appear to be a mild mannered campus pastor but for 28 weeks out of the year (plus exams) he becomes Lawman, a part time university student. He is an undercover agent, walking the fine line between minister and student, delving deeply into both worlds . His life is a tangle of ministry appointments and academic assignments constantly requiring James to change back and forth from passionate pastor to the ever studious Lawman, inevitably leading him to question his true identity. Is he Pastor James or is he Lawman? Can these two parts of his complicated psyche ever be reconciled or will they be in constant war with one another? What will the result be for Fiona, his loving wife, bound to this heroic, yet oh so complex soul?

To answer these questions you must stay tuned to the all new Adventures of Lawman. His motto? "Whether by God's grace or man's law... there will be justice for all."

Giant Gelati

On Tuesday, James and I went out for dinner to Sofia's in Camberwell with some of his friends from uni.

After some delicious pizza - which in my opinion is much nicer than the pizza at La Porchetta, and ever since I discovered Sofia's over 2 years ago I haven't been back to La Porchetta - we perused the dessert menu.

Sofia's serving of Gelati must be the hugest in town:

The multiple spoons in James and my gelati demonstrate that this was probably supposed to be for more than two people to share. I think it could easily feed a family of four, and possibly even six!

Needless to say, long before we finished I had to stop eating, as did Sarah (pictured right with Chris). The serving was so huge that James and Chris might not have finished it off either, if it weren't for Chris' challenge to James to a race to the end.

Priced at only $5.50, this is beyond a bargain. And it didn't taste like low quality gelati... which leads me to wonder, how much of a profit margin are most ice-cream and gelati stores making out there?

Blogger in Beta

I can be such an impatient person sometimes! I am sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the day that my blogger dashboard tells me I can switch my account to Blogger Beta. I created a Beta account months ago and started a blog there to test it out. It has since become my main blog to write in because the publishing function on Blogger Beta is so much more efficient.

I love Blogger Beta. I know that the superb Google team is working hard to get things switched over, and I just can't wait. I am even subscribed to the Blogger Buzz blog through my Google Reader, just so I can get the updates as soon as they come through!

Yes, and the rest of you think I'm some crazy psycho addicted to the internet. Truth is, I'm actually addicted to anything Google. I am currently using or testing many of their services (thanks to their wonderful "technology playground", Google Labs), and they all rock.

I am also proud to say my influence must be rubbing off on people a little - not too long ago I received an invite in my email inbox from a friend's Google Calendar. This particular gadget is so awesome! I not only can access my calendar from anywhere in the world online, but I can manage RSVPs with it.

Just the sort of thing that rocks MY world!

Personality Profiles

At the recent Every Nation South Pacific Leaders Conference we all participated in a personality profile called the DiSC test. It is by far the most insightful personality profile that I have ever participated in. Despite the fact that it was an incredibly brief run through, it was still a lot of fun and very informative.

There are four main types of personality that the test identifies, Dominant, Inspirational, Stability and Conscientiousness. These are loose descriptions of what each personality is like and of course there many different combinations of the different personalities. I am a dominant/ inspirational and fit one of the classic profiles calles the "result-orientated" person.

Some people don't like personality profiles because they don't like being "boxed" in, or they don't like being "labelled". To be honest I think that this is a slightly pridefule perspective. God has given each of us a unique personality and created each of us differently from one another. He has also used different experiences and environments to shape us along the way. This does not mean that there are not similarities between us.

Similarities and common basic styles of perspective can be empiracally proven to exist. Personality profiles do not rob us of our individuality nor take our ability to choose how we live. They can give us an excellent understanding of how God made us and what our strengths and weaknesses are. They don't mean that we can't change nor that we can't adapt and behave differently in different situations. In fact, understanding more about ourselves can enable us to adapt more effectively in different situations.

What I like most about the DiSC profile is that it helps you not only understand yourself but also how others can perceive you. For example, as a dominant-inspirational I can come across as uncaring or angry in pressure situations. Knowing that means I can work at not coming across that way.

The important thing to remember is that just because I have a particular personality type doesn't mean that I can use that as an excuse, "I'm a D-type and thats just the way i am. Deal with it." for example. Rather I have to work on my strengths and my weakness together.

So if any of you get the chance to participate in the DiSC test I highly recommend it. For those of you that know Nelli Atiga, it was actually his new wife Tina, who took us through it :)

Other Half of Me

Tonight is the first of three nights that James is away in New Zealand for a staff conference. And boy, am I feeling lonely.

So I started to think about what I have planned for the next few days to pass the time. For tonight, I rented a movie. Tomorrow, I'll take my time at the gym in the morning and then I'm meeting a friend for lunch. In the evening I have band practise. On Friday I'm making a trial meal at Meal Magic. I might also treat myself and try out one of those massages in those Asian-run stores you can find in most shopping centres. In the evening I have a social to attend. I have no idea at this point what to do with my Saturday, but worst case scenario I can always play with fizzykal, my Neopet or update my MySpace page. In the evening I'm going to a "girls' night in" fundraiser event for breat cancer research.

As I thought about these next few days, I started to wonder, why am I spending most of this time alone? Do I have no friends? Has becoming married caused me to fail in the area of building extra-marital friendships? I typically spend my Fridays and Saturdays with James. Now that he's not here I have no one to spend it with. Well, I did try to schedule time with another friend on Friday afternoon but she had to cancel for completely understandable reasons.

Then revelation hit me. The kind of loneliness I am feeling tonight goes far beyond what I felt in my high school days. Back then, if my best friend went away on holiday for a week or more, I would miss having my favourite activity partner to hang out with.

But James is not just my best friend, he's so much more. He's my other half. When he's not around I feel like a part of me is missing. This statement may sound rather cliche but I must concede that it completely describes how I feel tonight, despite my personal dislike of all things cliche.

If you are not yet married and you've been angry at a friend because you felt he/she abandoned you because once he/she got married you two weren't as close anymore, there's something you need to understand. If your best friend were asked by his/her company to relocate to another country, you probably wouldn't quit your job and rearrange your life to move with him/her. You don't share all your money in a single bank account. You don't need to consider his/her schedule when planning other things. You might be the best of friends, but you don't share a life. Once you get married, you and your spouse will no longer lead separate lives. You will lead only one life, together.

I've had my share of very close girl and guy friends. But not one single one of them comes close to my friendship with James. No one else knows me like he does, no one else understands me like he does. No one else knows the REAL me, because no one spends even half as much time with me. And if I were asked to consider moving to another continent, I wouldn't just up and go and leave James behind. No! We would discuss our options and make a decision TOGETHER and carry it out TOGETHER.

So tonight, half of me is missing, and that half is somewhere across the ocean in a far away land. When I was single I never thought I would say this because I never knew about it's truth. No amount of activity or Neopets or MySpace will fill this empty space, it will only temporarily distract from the feeling of emptiness which will inevitably return when it's time to go to bed alone.

If you are not yet married, I hope one day you will experience what I am experiencing. Not because I want you to feel hopelessly lonely, but because the only reason you could possibly feel this lonely is because you have as wonderful a relationship with your spouse as I do!

James, I can't wait for you to come home!

Treetop Unlikely

I love Google! But I hate.... HATE SPAM!

Where did they get my email address from in the first place? Especially my work email address! I've been getting heaps of spam at my work email address (more spam than actual emails) and it doesn't even make sense because I don't use it for anything except... well, work.

And the email headings don't even make sense, headings such as "soapy someone", "intake unfamiliar", "treetop unlikely" and "softball discontinuation". It's like they came up with their email titles by taking two random words from the dictionary and combining them together. And to top it off, every email is from a different email address.

I know it's from the same people despite the different email addresses, because the email has the same look every time.

Does anyone know how I can trace the source of these emails so I can spam them back? Okay I don't really want to spam them back, that would be quite immature. But then again, maybe I don't want to be mature!

This is why - please, please, PLEASE if you find it necessary to send a mass email learn to use the 'bcc' section! I love you and I love your emails, but I hate spam!

Internet Explorer security flaw

I read an article today in The Age entitled "Flaw found in new Microsoft browser". I strongly suggest that if you use Microsoft's Internet Explorer to do your online banking, read this article just so you're aware of it.

This and other security issues I have heard about are what led to my decision to switch to Mozilla's Firefox browser.

Cyberspace Essentials (part I)

Whilst I do agree with James about his recent point about online friendships largely being superficial, at the same time I absolutely love reading up on all my (real life) friends' blogs and websites because it puts me in touch with their worlds.

For example, a good friend from my Hong Kong days recently started boxing competitively. Through her blog, I have been able to share some of her boxing experiences and even see photographic footage of some of her battle wounds.

If you are serious about staying in touch with your friends, please heed this advice from a person (i.e. me!) who has multiple blogs, multiple networking accounts and photos and videos uploaded all over the internet. Having spent much time trying out different sites (a hobby of mine, I take internet surfing to a new level!), I can pass on some of my knowledge and recommendations to you and save you some time, then I'll sleep tonight a happier girl.

N.B. For brevity's sake, I will post more parts on this topic another time. This will already be quite a long post and I generally am not a fan of long posts - blogs are meant to be read so if a blogger writes too much in every post then their readers tend to get into the habit of thinking "I'll read this blog later when I have more time". In this case I'll make an exception because I believe you will want to read this post for the practical advice it offers you.

MUST-HAVE tools for SERIOUS cyberspace sharing and surfing:

1. Feed Reader
If you regularly check multiple sites and blogs, this tool will save you time because you only need to go to one place to check up on which of your favourite sites have been updated, rather than having to continually check in on your friends' sites only to find no updates most of the time (and thus wasting your time waiting for that un-updated site to download). I use Google Reader; because I already have a Google account, I didn't have to create a new user account to use the reader. Ask away if you have any questions about my experiences and why I recommend feed readers so highly!

2. Online Photo Album
"A picture is worth a thousand words" or so the saying goes. I use Picasa Web for two reasons -
a) it is easy to upload photos to it directly from Picasa
b) the photos are stored in their original file size so friends who want to download the photos for themselves will get the original quality file.

Multiply, which is an online networking site like MySpace, Bebo, etc also features a good online album. Multiply has no limit to the number of photos that can be uploaded whereas Picasa Web has a 250MB limit (which is still a lot of space, and you can get more if you are willing to pay). However photos downloaded from a Multiply album will not be of original size, they must reduce them upon upload.

Blog here, blog there, blog everywhere.

I just signed up at another online blog/profile site. I did this in order to leave a comment on a friend's blog that I found particularly interesting (Kudos to you Devi). My observation is that it is amazing how many of these sites now exist and the 'communities' that have developed around them. It is so easy to sign up and join a new network and connect to new 'friends'. I may be the only one who feels this way but it all seems just a little artificial. It’s not a real connection with a person; it’s a word transaction with whatever digitized picture that person has chosen to represent himself or herself with. I say this because there is no genuine emotion expressed through these sites, simply the exchange of news and superficial information. When is the last time you really helped someone through the myspace medium?

Personally, I just don't have time to keep up with all my online ‘friends’ lives. In his book the Tipping Point, author Malcolm Gladwell writes that you can only have a meaningful relationship with a community of about 150 people. Anymore than that, and sociologically we just can't keep up. As much as I love getting messages from people and reading what they write to me, if I don’t already have an established regular relationship with these people outside of myspace then it is too hard.

When I do have a relationship with the person that I am writing to then I think its great that we have this extra fun element to the way we communicate. Ultimately though I have a fear that myspace and the like is simply another distraction that keeps us from doing the things that we really need to. It is amazing how in the 20th century, the western world has consistently managed to find something trivial to fill its time with.

Oh well, I just saw a link about Madonna adopting an African child. I wonder what that is all about? I think I’ll check it out…

Backyard Bliss

Ahh, this is the life!

Did anyone else out there enjoy today's sunshine and 23 degree weather?

James and I certainly did! We sat in our backyard facing the setting sun as we worked (or in my case played) on our computers.

For those of you who are trying this - a cap is not just a fashion statement or sun protection, it is essential! It blocks the sunlight so that you can actually see your computer screen.

The sun is setting behind the neighbour's house right now, so it's probably about time for me to get back inside before I get cold. At least I can take my cap and sunnies off now!

P.S. the more observant of you will notice that James is not completely missing from this photo - his shadow is ever present as he clicks the shutter on the camera.

Sealers Cove updated

Hi guys, if you read the Sealers Cove post prior to this being posted, check it out again! I've added extra photos and also a couple of treats - two videos. Enjoy, let me know what you think. We certainly had fun making the vids. :)

Camping at Sealers Cove

The beautiful Sealers Cove, only accessible by foot or by boat.

Clever Claude and Lovely Lidiya organised a couples' camping trip at Sealers Cove, Wilson's Prom. I would highly recommend to anyone who has never been camping before - you gotta try it at least once! This weekend brought back some delicious memories of family camping trips during my childhood and also my high school days...

I could write all about about this wonderful experience, but pictures are worth thousands of words. Numbers can also tell a lot. So with that in mind,

Statistics and photos from our trip:
# photos taken by James and me: 173
# videos taken by James and me: 14
# people in our car: 4 -- thanks for the wonderful company, Kool K's!

total distance walked: 20km -- 1okm each way
estimated walking time: 3 hrs one way
actual walking time: 2.5 hrs one way -- yeah, we beat the sign by a 1/2 hour!



# competitive people who wanted to get to the campsite first: at least 4
-- go Snares & Staggers!

# tents pitched: 8



# snakes seen: 1
# snakes seen by me: 0



# bugs caught in my clothing: 1
# bugs that freaked me out and made me scream: 1
# crazy guys who went swimming in the freezing cold sea: 3
# crabs on the beach: too many to count

drink of the day: coffee & milk in a tube



charades player of the day: definitely Claude



# people who went climbing on the rocks: 7



# cuts on my feet: 2
# splinters in my feet: 1

# songs written at the campsite: 1
# songs written at the campsite that Claude absolutely loves: 1

# campers: 16

# campers who got a piggy back rides across a stream: at least 5



# campers who will be sore tomorrow: at least 14
# campers who are sore right now: I don't know, but James & I definitely are
# campers who will never forget this wonderful experience: 16
# campers who are running a marathon tomorrow: 1 -- I'm not kidding, promise!

P.S. if you want to see more photos click here.

Stream of Consciousness

I am currently sitting in class and due to the tedious nature of the material and the fact that I have just had a rather large lunch, the only thing that I can do to stay awake is write my very late blog entry.

Seeing as this is an entirely spontaneous decision I have no specific topic in mind and am therefore going to participate in an experiment of following my stream of consciousness to see what direction it takes us on.

After sitting for several seconds the only thought that came into my mind was that I had been sitting here for several seconds without having a thought except that I hadn’t had a thought yet.

Now my mind is wondering to the completely inane series of words that I am currently stringing together and whether anyone is actually going to be bothered reading through them all to discover something that might make them chuckle or at least peak their interest enough to hopefully come back and read another entry.

Now I’m wondering if I worry too much about whether anyone reads what I write and that perhaps that is not the point of a blog. Maybe the point of a blog is to serve as a journal to the public world. Another lonely voice crying out for attention in this cruel, cruel world.

Now I’m thinking that I really shouldn’t try to get too abstract when writing a blog entry as they quickly begin to sound like a 15 year olds attempt to understand the world, which though interesting to them, seems rather unoriginal to the rest of us.

Now I’m thinking about my own attempts to write or philosophize when I’m in high school and wondering if my realization that those attempts were incredibly bad has stopped me from seriously attempting to do any writing since then. Maybe I really should try to put some of my ideas for a book down on paper (or in some other digitized format that can be read as words) and give it a go.

Well I have found this particular experiment to be incredibly helpful. I must try it again some time. I hope that you will journey again with me.

What do you mean, shopping isn't a sport?

Last week, during my shopping activities, I suffered a wound to my forehead:


I was wounded whilst trying on a top ~ the price tag got caught between the top and my head and as a result, the corner of the price tag scratched me as I continued to pull the top over my head. Ouch! Funny how the shallow wounds sometimes hurt the most.

This leads me to the conclusion that if it is possible to be wounded during shopping, then perhaps it could be classified as a sport after all.

I ended up purchasing that top, by the way.

Some blog love...

Sorry everyone! We have been so busy lately. James is currently studying for his assignments and exams and to top it off our internet hasn't been working at home.

Here's a little something I've been working on to share with you all:

From Fiona's Picasa Web Album

I know the collage is all about James and I, but granted, this is The Snarchives! :)

I have further extended my cyberworld to include a Picasa Web album! Now I am considering giving up my Multiply album which I have not updated in months!

Picasa Web album is fantastic, especially if you already use Picasa because it's very easy to upload photos direct from the program. Plus it is yet another of Google's wonderful products and therefore easily links back to my already existing google (and eventually blogger!) account.

Check out my album! It has photos from my 25th birthday and also my church's 5th birthday celebration, and little album that will tell you what I like to do with some of my free time.

If you use gmail, to sign up to Picasa Web album all you need is your gmail username and password. And don't forget to let me know so I can check out your photos too!

An apology from Fi

I must apologise to you - our dedicated reader:

I'm so sorry!

I said I would take a photo of our cake and post it, but I didn't. I just forgot! By the time I did remember it was after we'd already cut it up some more and transferred it into one of our many ice-cream tubs.

Oh, well.

At least the ice-cream tubs in our freezer are full of nice cakes or ice-cream, as opposed to many home freezers where you open up the tub expecting a nice dessert and find soup instead.

Two Years, One Day

James and I celebrated our 2nd year anniversary yesterday.

All day yesterday, I was thinking to myself, "tonight we're not going to forget to take a photo!" because we always bring the camera and forget to use it. Well last night this wasn't an issue, because we forgot to bring the camera!

I was so disappointed, especially because I surprised James with a present and also a mini-replica of our wedding cake (it looked completely different but tasted the same which was the important part to James) and I didn't even get to take a photo of it before it got all cut up.

Plus I'd spent over an hour getting prettied-up for the occasion, new top and all, and the restaurant we went to (Watergrill Seafood, Grill and Oyster Bar - highly recommended by us, exquisite food, excellent service) was beautiful.

Tonight I will try to take a photo of the cake before we eat more of it and post it online to my other blog, It's Me, It's Fi: Creative Cookery - I'm posting it there because it's more relevant to that topic. But it just gave me a chance to blatantly advertise that blog here.

Aren't I clever? *grin*

The Blog Network

I introduce you to the latest addition to our network, none other than Mr Staggers himself! I've added his blog to our list of Blogging Buddies, so please show him some love and check it out!

Also, a follow-up to my previous post. As I write this, I currently stand at 7 comments to said post, and want to thank you for your love and support, even if some of it was sympathy support!
Let’s face it: I unashamedly asked, and thus I received, which proves that God was actually right (imagine that!) when He said, “you have not because you ask not”.

Is this a lesson to be learnt? For sure! Can it preach? Jason, please feel free to use this in one of your sermon illustrations if your answer to my question is a resounding “yes”, unless James decides to hold exclusive rights to it, seeing as he is the co-owner of this blog, and I’m his wife. But hey, the more publicity, the better. That makes more comments for me (yay)!

Back to your comments – I love reading them and have even arranged for them to come direct to my inbox so that I don’t miss a single one! This does of course apply to all my blogs, not just this one. Even this very post is a response to your comments! In particular to Jason’s about our lack of link to his blog (Jase, that makes 3 links to your blog – make that 4 – not including the one on our Blogging Buddies list, so hope you’re happy now *grin*)

So, friends, happy blogging, happier commenting, I look forward to what cyberworld brings us this week, and if you haven’t left a comment for me yet please do so soon!

Every Nation Campus Ministries

We had our first Every Nation Campus Service on 16 July 2006.
I know that was over a month ago, but these are for the benefit of anyone who has not yet seen photos.


P.S. If you want any pics, I can email you, just ask!

Why I Love Comics

My friends who know me (or strangers that have had conversations of more than 3 minutes with me) will tell you that I love comic books. The reason for this love, nay, this passion, is that they inspire me. Now to those of you who look down on comics as something that is meant for 8 year olds, or alternatively, something that is read by guys with no life, I can assure you that you are right on only one of those accounts.

However, just because some guys who read comics haven't got a date since 1998 does not mean that that is an accurate representation of us as a whole. Anyway, like I said, comics inspire me. What makes great literature is not fancy descriptions of nature or a depiction of eternal love. What makes great literature is the stories capacity to make us sympathise and relate to its characters. I once personally offended my wife because I said something mean about a character in a book that she personally related to. That is great writing.

I can't quite explain what its like to read a comic and be moved as Captain America, or Spiderman or Batman comes through once more. You have to read it for yourself. It is something that is subtlety set up by master craftsmen who know how to tell an unreal story in a very real way.

But it’s more than just that. Superheroes, by their very definition, are super. They are beyond what we experience in this world. They are legendary, heroic figures that fight the battles that shape their world. They are titans amongst men.

That is the sort of life I want to live for God. I want to be a heroic and legendary figure. But just as Superman doesn't save people to see his face on a lunchbox, I don't want to be a hero for my own glory. I want to bring glory to God in the same way that Superman or Captain America glorifies justice. I want to be a hero that inspires others to live righteously and to live for God.

The greatest thing about comics is that ultimately they are stories about ordinary people who can do extraordinary things. I don't know about you, but I believe that that is the call for every Christian's life. That is something that I can relate to.

Blogular

In one of my wife's recent blog entries not published on this blog, she queried whether people are actually reading other people's blogs, or if they are just working on their own and wanting people to read theirs. This got me thinking about the world of blogging and what it really takes to be 'blogular'.

If you read one of the comments to my last entry you will have noticed that 'Fungino' said that a blog is where you can make up your own words and get away with it. This seemed like such a brilliant idea that I couldn't help but steal it. Hence 'blogular' is my new word meaning, "popular (get it?) in the world of blogging'.

Upon reading the comments to my last entry I was also very enthused about the fact that I had tempted Ndumiso into entering the world of blogging. Now you may not have realised it, but if you have read this entry so far then I have already revealed to you the keys to blogularity. Don't believe me? Keep reading

1) I referred to my wife's blog. This serves a double purpose, first an foremost, it keeps my wife thinking that I'm a great all round guy. This is important because I am a great all round guy and I deserve the credit. Second though, if I refer to her blog, she will eventually refer to my blog on her other blog, making people who read her other blog want to read mine. Brilliant!

2) I referred to people who made comment's on my blog, such as Fungino and Ndumiso. It pays to give your fans props. It makes them feel like they are part of your blog and makes them want to keep coming back for more. And just to make sure that I don't create any enemies because I didn't refer to their comments I would officially like to give 'snaps' to Muda.Inc, don 'lidzi and of course Fiona :)

3) I stole a good idea from someone else

4) I got someone else (Ndumiso) into the world of blogging an thereby can now guilt him into continuing to read my blog because I helped him start his.

So, in summary, to be 'blogular' you must say nice things to your friends, say nice things to others so they will want to be your friends, steal and finally manipulate. Wow, its not really different from being 'popular' after all.

If he is "Techno-illiterate", then I am "Competitive for Comments"

I can't help but feel an ever so slight surge of jealousy that James has received 4 comments from our friends within 72 hours of writing his first post on the 1 and only blog that he writes on, whereas I have yet to receive a comment on any one of my 4 blogs on blogger that is not from someone I do not know. (disciple, if you happen to read here, this does not in any way detract from your encouraging comment on my Dream Diary, which I very much appreciate. It is more of a friendly, indirect rebuke towards my beloved friends)

What does it take to get someone to read your blog? Does anyone else relate to my recent observations about blogging and other such cyberspace-related paraphanalia?

How does one spell "paraphanalia" anyway? Who came up with such a word? And why isn't Blogger spell check able to identify said word and give me the correct spelling, thus forcing me to copy and paste the word into a Word document so that I can get the correct spelling? Speaking of spell checkers, has anyone else noticed that Blogger spell check also doesn't accept "blogger", "blogs", "blogging" or even "blog" as a word and also refuses to "learn" the word?

These questions and many more continue to be the bane of my existence. But for now, I will manage to live with them unanswered (or with answers that I don't like).

In the meantime, the competition ensues ~ vote me, vote Fi, and please, please, please, PLEASE leave me, Fi, a comment so that I can feel secure in the knowledge that you do love me and you do care about me and that this world isn't such an unfair place after all.

P.S. the correct spelling is "paraphernalia".

Typings of a Techno-illiterate

Hello, my names is James and I am a techno-illiterate.

There. I've said it. It's out in the open. I have no idea what I'm doing when I sit down in front of a computer. This is an embarrassing confession for a 24 year old member of Generation Y. I'm not even sure exactly when everyone around me gained the advanced understanding of information technology that I am seemingly incapable of possessing. Perhaps it was while I was romanticising of an age gone by when true scholars and gentlemen read books that they could touch with their fingertips and not be distracted by a little voice saying "You've Got Mail" (I've never had a computer that does this but it was in a Tom Hanks movie so it must exist...if only I could remember the name of the movie).

Fiona has instructed me not to make these entries too long, for reasons which are too long to be discussed in this entry which cannot be too long so I will keep this brief. While I am excited to be moving into the world of "web logging", I am filled with intrepidation that at any moment I could make the entire world wide web collapse, thus rendering the entire planet without banking, messaging and defence capabilities and leaving us open to a possible invasion of Klingons. Only time will tell if God will save us from this future.

While I hope that you will laugh, cry, pray and celebrate with us, I hope that for the most part I will be able to keep you laughing. After all, it makes you all the more likely to pray for us and join with us in our true moments of need if you enjoy reading this blog. So may God bless you and keep you and I look forward to writing to the world again soon. I just hope the Klingons aren't listening.

Meet the Snares

Introducing us - James and Fiona Snare.
At the time this picture was taken, we had been married 18 months and were attending the wedding of another couple who are good friends of ours.

To Blog Or Not To Blog?

Dearly beloved friends, family and partners in the Great Commission,

I am proud to announce that we now have internet at home! Do you sense my immense joy? Well, it's there!

James and I will now be working on keeping a regular blog to keep you up to date on the happenings of our escapades! Our hope is that you would laugh, pray, cry and celebrate with us as we seek to inform and entertain you through our thought-provoking messages.

Advancing the Kingdom together,
Fi.