What do you mean, shopping isn't a sport?

Last week, during my shopping activities, I suffered a wound to my forehead:


I was wounded whilst trying on a top ~ the price tag got caught between the top and my head and as a result, the corner of the price tag scratched me as I continued to pull the top over my head. Ouch! Funny how the shallow wounds sometimes hurt the most.

This leads me to the conclusion that if it is possible to be wounded during shopping, then perhaps it could be classified as a sport after all.

I ended up purchasing that top, by the way.